35 Lists Donald Trump Isn’t On
Forbes list of 400 Richest Americans dropped yesterday, and so did the president. Trump’s net worth fell by $600 million, reducing him to a paltry #248 on the list. Sad!
What’s also sad is all these other lists we just found that don’t include President Trump at all. Please, no one forward this to him.
The 12 Presidents Most Beloved by Their Family and Children
17 Sitting Presidents Who Have Really Good Hotels
38 Most Badass Presidential Tweets Ever
The Most Handsome Presidents with the Best IQs
Top 98 Best Presidential Campaign Slogans
44 Presidents Who Have Not Been Peed On
Presidents Who Made America Actually Great Again (Number 18 Will Surprise You!)
71 Presidents Under 71
Current Presidents with the Most REAL Twitter Followers
600 Functioning Adults Who Totally Nailed The Pronunciation of “Puerto Rico”
The 44 Most Presidential Hands
100 Men Who Are Strong And Good At Things
All The Best Presidential Chins
The 25 Least Racist Presidencies
20 World Leaders Who Use Their Legs to Walk Short Distances
18 Presidents with the Hottest Daughters
10 Photos of Hillary Clinton Mid-Debate With No One Lurking In The Background
100 Awesome Buildings with a Person’s Name on Them
700 Golf Courses That Don’t Smell Like Hot Sewer
Top 50 People Who, If A Gang Of Children Threw a Frisbee on Their Lawn by Accident, Would Of Course Throw The Frisbee Back
10 Guys Who Totally Know What the FCC Is and Does
All The Best Home Alone 2 Cameos
The Only 3 Tasteful Gold Ceilings
33 Guys Whose Penises are Not Small Even Though People Say Small Hands Mean Small Penis, But Also Their Hands Are Not Small Either, Actually All Of Their Body Parts Are Big
100 Hotel Lobbies Worth Visiting
15 Presidents With Two Visible Rows of Teeth
16 Presidents Jake Gyllenhaal Would Grab a Beer With
15 Delicious Taco Bowls that Sincerely Say “I Love Hispanics”
Best Hosts of the Apprentice
25 Presidents Whose Children Don’t Look Like Dark Wizards
Ivanka’s Favorite Dads of 2017
Best Nickname Makers in Washington
15 World Leaders Who Are Definitely Not Afraid of Stairs
10 Beautiful Men Who Totally Still Have All Of Their Real Hair
30 Good Steaks You Can Order
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